I know a weenie man
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most anything from hot dogs on down
Some day I’ll join his life
I’ll be his weenie wife
Hot dog! I love that weenie man
I know a German fellow at Pike Place Market in Seattle that makes his own sausages. I love his T-shirt. It says on the front, “Ask Me About My Sausage.”
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
I think what the sausage is saying is that he’s having a hard time controlling his baser instincts.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Astute observation, FlightSuit.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
A wiener in a tub with a hot chick probably would tend to feel more power in Evil than in Good….
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Yep. I’ll go with Flight Suit. Should I say anything …know it would bleep or put me in trouble.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Well at least he’s being frank!
Hugh B. Hayve over 14 years ago
Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner…..
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Is it true when they get hot…they plump?
sandboil over 14 years ago
You can’t teach an old hot dog new tricks. http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2009/09/22
lewisbower over 14 years ago
FLIGHT SUIT You mean the wiener wants to—–?
grapfhics over 14 years ago
Look what she did to poor Rolf Fusco-
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WIme2IZPEnY/SrFEnJYW1zI/AAAAAAAAAzc/OHKptbIo7ss/s1600-h/hotdogrolf.gif
black_knight15_au over 14 years ago
what a silly sausage!
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Well, I never sausage a thing.
GeeDee Premium Member over 14 years ago
This is the wurst comic ever!
runar over 14 years ago
I don’t want to see any more. You know what they say about never seeing sausage getting made…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
Don’t dispair wally weiner! – the good you bring into the world far outweighs the bad!
madbristowart over 14 years ago
Two kinds of people in this world…
wieners and losers.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
When he was little, he was such a brat!
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Very good MisngNOLA!
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
You may already be a wiener!!
Thomas R. Williams over 14 years ago
Is that one spicy kielbasa?
Beandish over 14 years ago
I know a weenie man He owns a weenie stand He sells most anything from hot dogs on down Some day I’ll join his life I’ll be his weenie wife Hot dog! I love that weenie man
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I know a German fellow at Pike Place Market in Seattle that makes his own sausages. I love his T-shirt. It says on the front, “Ask Me About My Sausage.”
madbristowart over 14 years ago
cleokaya… love Pike Place! Been a long time since I was there … Bumpershoot, like 10 years ago.
I’d like to have one of those T’s.