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I used to know a guy who needed both. His torso was egg-shaped — no waist, no butt. A belt wouldn’t keep his pants up, so he needed the suspenders for that, but he also needed the belt to keep the pants waistband from gaping out.
I had a blood clot in my thigh, and they gave me too much blood thinner. I nearly bled to death. However, I did go from 240 pounds to 190. I feel pretty good now, but none of my clothes fit. I have had my pants fall off. I don’t know about the Avon lady, but those Witness people don’t ring my bell anymore.
Earl is smarter than I thought. I wish I had suspenders & a belt on the day my pants fell down in a parking lot. I was carrying so much stuff, I couldn’t grab them in time.
LuvThemPluggers almost 10 years ago
So is that all it takes? A lot of guys will start showing up at the door in their tidy-whities and dragging thier pants. Look for Avon stock to drop.
susanwobb almost 10 years ago
I used to know a guy who needed both. His torso was egg-shaped — no waist, no butt. A belt wouldn’t keep his pants up, so he needed the suspenders for that, but he also needed the belt to keep the pants waistband from gaping out.
jackhs almost 10 years ago
I am fast becoming Earl.
linsonl almost 10 years ago
I had a blood clot in my thigh, and they gave me too much blood thinner. I nearly bled to death. However, I did go from 240 pounds to 190. I feel pretty good now, but none of my clothes fit. I have had my pants fall off. I don’t know about the Avon lady, but those Witness people don’t ring my bell anymore.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That’s not necessarily a bad thing.
skevich almost 10 years ago
It’s no fun doing the penguin walk to the front door.
3toolmen almost 10 years ago
Might work for J.W’s also
puddymom almost 10 years ago
Earl is smarter than I thought. I wish I had suspenders & a belt on the day my pants fell down in a parking lot. I was carrying so much stuff, I couldn’t grab them in time.
Radical_Knight almost 10 years ago
I knew a guy at work that used safety pins to fasten his pants to his shirt.
jtviper7 almost 10 years ago
When I was a kid in upstate NY, we had a bread man…Milk man… but no Avon Calling.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
you’d think she’d be appreciative, no more avon calling
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
“I… can’t control my pants!”
Number Three almost 10 years ago
It pays to be prepared, Opal!
I love Avon products. One of my next door neighbours used to give me samples of perfume and nail varnish.
xxx
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 10 years ago
this is the reason I sit in the back of church
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The Avon Lady STILL COMES AROUND, REALLY? Back when I was in High School, in the 70’s, I did that for awhile to make some extra cash.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I have worked with IT. You can always tell the Database Administrators. They are the ones that wear both belts and suspenders.