Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 08, 2015

Andy…..Andy………. you can’t tell the difference between a curler or a cruller in ’your present condition………….

Good morning Andy fans. ____@beviek: you have outdone yourself with today’s rose, et al.____@Eldo: nice rolling pin, indeed!____Be happy and healthy my friends.

“whynot leave the address to the strip ?”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I was thinking the same thing.

Dumb!

“You’re ugly!”“You’re drunk!”“Yes, but I’ll be sober in the morning!”

My favorite all-time rolling pin joke was a “Hagar the Horrible”: his wife is pictured in their cottage sitting in a chair by the door, late on a full moon night, holding a rolling pin in her hand. You just KNOW there’s a-gonna be trouble. Then when Hagar comes in, he says, “I brought the flour” and Helga smiles and replies, “Oh, goodie!” I just love that twist ending.

@Number ThreeIf my turn for a song comes up I’d like “I Am a Rock” by Simon and Garfunkel.

They were probably ‘new’ about 10 years ago.

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 23 hours ago

This from South Park Wiki: “He temporarily replaced Kenny as the fourth member of the “main” group during the time period in which Kenny was considered “permanently dead”.”I get a kick out of Butters.-Lady ! YOU have some wicked tastes ! The quality was workable. I wouldn’t want to go sideways on the matter. -Thanks !-GIRL !!! I WISH !!!!! Re your sun avoidance scheme.. I was looking for a ‘bipperty bopperty hat’. That one had a person under it and whatta person !!The place where I get my faces is down.-I’ll be waiting.-I hope so too ! Are you looking in jobs wanted ads in the paper ?-I can see where your “work shedyule” keeps you from catching the best in programmes. (insert missing laughy here]That one show is worth a look. It normally doesn’t block me either, but the screen appeared briefly when I popped back in last night. -I haven’t been Fooling the horses lately. I watched Ed as a kid and believe I like it even better now.-May your Weddins’day be wellies !__________________________________________________

I’ve looked at the South Park Wiki a number of times but I don’t think I’ve ever come across that bit of info. Thanks!-I like Butters! He’s so cute.-I don’t like the MTV videos being lodged in Beavis & Butthead episodes but it’s sometimes fun to hear B&B slander them.-If there weren’t computers around, I would most likely look through the newspaper but now that we are living in the modern world, I search job websites. There are some websites where you can upload your CV. My CV looks impressive because I had help with the layout and how to make it look professional. If anybody asks, I’m going to say that I got a little help with it because I don’t like taking credit for something I haven’t done. I did do some of it on my own though.-Unfortunately, GoComics is becoming less of a priority every day. No offence but it’s becoming boring now. I’ve had more fun at the dentist. I still comment because I’m faithful.-I hope your Wednesday is good.

Song of the Day – Requested by Gweedo Murray:

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I have solved the red noses mystery from yesterday.It was the fault of the USA colorist, whoever that is. Roger Mahoney gives the ladies dirty noses to indicate they have done a hard day’s work. The US colorist assumes that any dirty nose must be made red which usually means intoxicated. Look at this ’toon from the Mirror.

No red noses.

Number Three said earlier:“Unfortunately, GoComics is becoming less of a priority every day. No offence but it’s becoming boring now. I’ve had more fun at the dentist. I still comment because I’m faithful.”@Number Three“More fun at the dentist” now that’s funny. However you should not stay here out of any sense of obligation. If you are not enjoying being here, do what I and others have done: Take a short vacation to recharge your batteries (read: enthusiasm) and come back to us when you’re rarin’ to go. Works for me.♥