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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 09, 2015
April 08, 2015
April 10, 2015
Transcript:
distracted driver forecast please be advised of the following inattentive drivers during your commute tomorrow morning. note: cell phone users, being too numerous, are not listed. fooling with the seat adjustments in hopes of bettering car's feng shui. been picking his nose for the last three miles. harried by pack of feral cooper minis npr listener driven to tears by latest sensitive reportage. sees his dog tailgating him on a segway. antsy ferret loose somewhere in car. spots arch-fiend the joker in hov lane. must reach utility belt. sudden insight into nature of matter & cosmos. oop - it's gone. hey, you try to drive while eating steamed crabs.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
My Mini Cooper is not feral! It is very civilized! I’ll hunt you down in tomorrow’s commute for that! (I am not civilized.)
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
my dreams every night.