If THOM had to use my name, did he have to make me the goofy looking one?
They’re talking about me on the radio, even when I turn it off.
How many hours does it take Fed-Ex to deliver meds?
Is that sun a face incognito?
Did I put my new shrink on speed-dial?
Wait how are the vultures going to use a hacksaw? Why does Lew have hair? Why is that guy wearing his underwear over his tights? Does that mountain really look like what I think it does?
Lew, I didn’t even notice the buzzard with the hair was named Lew. Sheesh, shows how much I pay attention.
Anyway, at least Lew is the best looking buzzard there.
Put the corpse under a lamp simulating the light of a red star and you should have no problems, Lew.
I read Larry Niven’s little essay years ago and don’t understand why Clark and Lois didn’t just stay in Red Light until she conceived and gave birth. But then, as Kal-El might wryly observe, humans tend to make things more complicated than they need to be…
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Hacksaw won’t work either. You need some super thinking with this one!
Good Morning Thom and Everyone!
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Is this the end of Superman?
The Duke 1 almost 15 years ago
Better get the Krytonite laser!
carmy almost 15 years ago
Did they tug on Superman’s cape? If they did, that was just wrong! Hey buzzards, why don’t y’all go chow down on Lex Luthor!
ladywolf17 almost 15 years ago
EW! Tough meat.
Good morning to you all.
runar almost 15 years ago
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. Problems, problems.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Hello, LuvH8!!
Congrats, Lewreader!
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
If THOM had to use my name, did he have to make me the goofy looking one? They’re talking about me on the radio, even when I turn it off. How many hours does it take Fed-Ex to deliver meds? Is that sun a face incognito? Did I put my new shrink on speed-dial?
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hello Lonewolf!
Yes Lew(reader?) go get the….
Wait how are the vultures going to use a hacksaw? Why does Lew have hair? Why is that guy wearing his underwear over his tights? Does that mountain really look like what I think it does?
carmy almost 15 years ago
Lew, I didn’t even notice the buzzard with the hair was named Lew. Sheesh, shows how much I pay attention. Anyway, at least Lew is the best looking buzzard there.
Yea Lew!gulfcoastgrl almost 15 years ago
I think there’s a smushed face under the two rocks behind Super Man’s head. Maybe…
gulfcoastgrl almost 15 years ago
Look’s like it’s crying, too!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Put the corpse under a lamp simulating the light of a red star and you should have no problems, Lew.
I read Larry Niven’s little essay years ago and don’t understand why Clark and Lois didn’t just stay in Red Light until she conceived and gave birth. But then, as Kal-El might wryly observe, humans tend to make things more complicated than they need to be…
And belatedly…
CONGRATULATIONS, LEWREADER!serenasakitty almost 15 years ago
I see a face in the range of hills in the background. I’m really offended by that.
Colt9033 almost 15 years ago
Why is it in black & white? Is suppose to be a old era one from the TV show from 1960s?
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Lewreader, at least he used your name. But it looks like he has you showing up late for the picnic.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Meat tenderizer with kryptonite powder might work better.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Supes has a lot at steak in this one.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
CONGRATULATIONS LEW!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
So why is no one asking what killed Superman? Doomsday, maybe?
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Actually, I think this is the end of Supper Man!!!
Yuo ROCK Lew :^)
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Lew has always been the go to man.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
You’ll do better with a power saw.