The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 18, 2015

I’m not sure I can stomach this, right before bedtime.

(Wish I’d written something I could punctuate with a colon.)

In space, you don’t want to know what that is attached to.

Just out of curiosity; what parents name their kid Colin or Dick for that matter? Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. Maybe that is why Colin Powell made general. It started off with having to kick every bully’s a__ in high school.

nosirrom: We had the ultimate in our county a few years ago: Roach – Spray.

I had an Uncle named Dick. The books we learned to read from in school had a boy named Dick in them. Years ago Dick was a perfectly fine name for a boy. Now…not so much.

It’s possible that Nixon ruined the name Dick by being one.

Scott: Your pun in this cartoon is the best of 2015. We punsters love it.

007 makes the same pun to Felix Leiter in the film version “Diamonds Are Forever”

“The poison also affected the end of his digestive process.”“What makes you say that, Watson?”“No ****, Sherlock.”

Where sausage comes from?

Love it!