B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 13, 2015

It’s awful the way they have to stop to sniff the top of every tree and fire hydr…

walking one’s pet is another way of saying: one’s pet is going to relieve itself. it begs the question, why stand under the process?

My brother leash-trained his hamster. Someone got him a hamster leash (partially as a joke), and I’ll be durned if he didn’t get his little bugger to use it! Granted, he only took his hamster walking around the house…INDOORS.

Yes they do make leashes for birds. The leash attaches to their leg. It’s less rare than seeing someone walk a cat but it does happen.

Are we sure that that’s not a pterrakeet?

Parakeets were really parakeets in those days.

You are not taking it out for a walk, you are taking it out for a fly,,,,,which come to think, it would be a great idea if it was possible.

He is not carrying a pooper scooper or a birdie bag for the poo!

generally what happens when you try to walk a cat

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=cat+plays+dead+on+leash&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=FB205E67C98E57145B53FB205E67C98E57145B53

We had a fledgling Sparrow Hawk that we rescued and tookhim out with a cat leash fastened to a fish swivel to his leg.He eventually got out and did not return but we knew who he was from the from the leather swivel. He got a girl friendand raided garbage cans for food. Missed him!

I walk my tropical fish by ’A pinch of food on one end of the tank… then a pinch on the other side.

With the size of that leash, it must me a ptarakeet instead of an ordinary parakeet.

My daughter had a parakeet-We trained it to say “Here, kitty, kitty!”(No, she didn’t have a cat too)