Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 06, 2015

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    Cerabooge  over 9 years ago

    Those instructions should have been clearer:

    “In case of fire, remove hammer from wall peg. Hold hammer by handle and swing head of hammer against glass repeatedly until the fire extinguisher can be safely withdrawn. Take out fire extinguisher and hold it with hose outlet to the bottom. Remove #~.”

    Sorry, the rest of the instructions have burned away.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 9 years ago

    Instructions: 1. Pull fire alarm.2. Dial local security or 911.3. If not trained in firefighting, RUN.

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  3. Right here
    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    “In case of fire, go f—-ing nuts.”

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Uh huh…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    How Aspergian.

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    ukujiku  over 9 years ago

    Don’t forget “take selfies” in the directions.

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    DavidHurley Premium Member over 9 years ago

    That’s the way to do it. ;-)

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  8. Strega
    P51Strega  over 9 years ago

    Thank you to all of the brave firefighters out there (including my brother). As for myself:

    When in danger, when in doubt,run in circles, scream & shout.

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