Monty by Jim Meddick for May 24, 2015
May 23, 2015
May 25, 2015
Transcript:
Allo guv'nor! Need a lil help findin' yer way? No... No that's ok. I think I can... No worries guv'nor... Let's just take a little look at your map and... Hey... Get your hand outta my pocket. Huh? What's that? I don't have me hand in your pocket, sir... I... Get outta my pocket! My sleeve... It's caught on your back jacket adjustment strap thingy! Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible pickpocket? Hey... I only started last Thursday!... It takes a long time to learn all this stuff!...
Mungolikecookies over 9 years ago
He sounds like a mockney
jancyclops over 9 years ago
Stroike a Loight Mary Poppins! Is that Dick van Dyke (not even good enough to be mockney)!
OldestandWisest over 9 years ago
Or “The Smoke?”
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Blissful Sunday afternoon my friends. Monty is now a world traveler? He has no trouble recognizing a pickpocket. Have a bountiful day everyone.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Monty just got lucky, with his inept pickpocket. Many travelers are not so lucky.Situational awareness helps some, as does a quick defensive hand. Worked for me….
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
@Sisyphos: people should always be aware of what is happening around them. Self defense training comes in handy. Have a peaceful night my friends.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I have a decoy wallet in my back pocket and the real one elsewhere. I use the decoy in public for the most part. Not a day to day thing only when I’m vacationing in crowded places.