Monty by Jim Meddick for May 24, 2015
May 23, 2015
May 25, 2015
Transcript:
Allo guv'nor! Need a lil help findin' yer way? No... No that's ok. I think I can... No worries guv'nor... Let's just take a little look at your map and... Hey... Get your hand outta my pocket. Huh? What's that? I don't have me hand in your pocket, sir... I... Get outta my pocket! My sleeve... It's caught on your back jacket adjustment strap thingy! Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible pickpocket? Hey... I only started last Thursday!... It takes a long time to learn all this stuff!...
I have a decoy wallet in my back pocket and the real one elsewhere. I use the decoy in public for the most part. Not a day to day thing only when I’m vacationing in crowded places.