Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 30, 2015

HE wears the pants in the family, and SHE tells him which pair to wear.

Oh, absolutely! A navy blue shirt will look so much better!

She’s always there to tell him everything he has ever done is wrong.

On some other sites, the pants are blue. Apparently the colorists on those sites didn’t read the comic.

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You were rightI was wrongIt’ll never happen again.

I actually had my wife tell me once that I was right. She didn’t say she was wrong…….but I took my small victory and survived.; )

I couldn’t help but think of Red Green and The Man’s Prayer after reading today’s comments…

Like OBrien said to Kieko on “DS9”. “Yes Dear, you’re right, I’m wrong.” Doesn’t work like that in our family. We are equally right or wrong, and admit it. And laugh about it. Ha gotta have a sense of humor.

One of the things I always appreciated about a 30 year Military Career was I always knew what I would wear to work. USN 65-95

Well, after I retired I became a Police Officer for a few years, so the wardrobe decisions were still made for me, for the most part. I can still Drink at the Chiefs Club also!

I’d rather look like a tree than someone who threw on the first thing she found on the floor this morning.

It’s like remembering what you supposedly did wrong. You do something to upset your wife? Forget about it. No sense both of you remembering it for all eternity.

That’s not as bad as a guy I once worked with…single man…wore red plaid pants and a red plaid shirt….clashed is the nicest way to describe it….got married….and his outfits improved 1000%.

Remember. The last time that your wife will agree with you is when you say, “I do”!