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Soooooooooooo, we find that there actually is such a thing as lower than a Crustwood Penny, and thatâs a cousin who will voluntarily visit their home. Well, let us hope the dog is incontinent, and a couple of the kids are fire starters.
âŚ.donât know why they didnât hide the TV out in the shed (oh, yeah, riiiiiightâŚ.!!!) & stick a couple banjos & a washtub bass in the empty spot, steal a Port-O-John from a construction site the night before (and slather it with wood-grain contact paper to make it look âauthentic hill-billyâ, put a wrecked car with four bald tires and long-expired tags out in the front yard, stick on bib overalls, blacken some of their teeth (that stuff from Spirit Halloween or in this case the D.D.) or maybe wear some of those âHyuk-hyuk hillbilly fake teethâ (same sources), go shoeless and put 15 or so stray dogs under the porch soâs the cousins wonât think their kin are âa mite flushââŚâŚâŚ..
What I donât understand, and itâs an understandable question: WHY are Dale and Marlene still their âfriendsâ?There must be someone (anyone!) else in that community for them to hang out with.I may be old, but Iâm not friends with just anybody! Maybe in retirement communities you stick with the people who stuck to you when you first moved there. But in the Pennyâs case that would be "stuck it to you!
mikie2 over 9 years ago
OMG! They make my skin crawl. They make âreptilian brainâ sound like a good thing.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Or say anything either.
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member over 9 years ago
Iâm guessing that a lot of those âpreciousâ knickknacks belong to Burlâs cousins.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Soooooooooooo, we find that there actually is such a thing as lower than a Crustwood Penny, and thatâs a cousin who will voluntarily visit their home. Well, let us hope the dog is incontinent, and a couple of the kids are fire starters.
finale over 9 years ago
I smell a movie here (in addition to other, verily toxic ones). Hope Joy bought a lot of room deodorizers at the DD.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
âŚ.donât know why they didnât hide the TV out in the shed (oh, yeah, riiiiiightâŚ.!!!) & stick a couple banjos & a washtub bass in the empty spot, steal a Port-O-John from a construction site the night before (and slather it with wood-grain contact paper to make it look âauthentic hill-billyâ, put a wrecked car with four bald tires and long-expired tags out in the front yard, stick on bib overalls, blacken some of their teeth (that stuff from Spirit Halloween or in this case the D.D.) or maybe wear some of those âHyuk-hyuk hillbilly fake teethâ (same sources), go shoeless and put 15 or so stray dogs under the porch soâs the cousins wonât think their kin are âa mite flushââŚâŚâŚ..
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
What I donât understand, and itâs an understandable question: WHY are Dale and Marlene still their âfriendsâ?There must be someone (anyone!) else in that community for them to hang out with.I may be old, but Iâm not friends with just anybody! Maybe in retirement communities you stick with the people who stuck to you when you first moved there. But in the Pennyâs case that would be "stuck it to you!