The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2010

Clown, 33, killed by hundreds of bee stings! Film at 9:00.

Another illustrious graduate of Clown College comes to an early end. Next year, they’ll hire a stripper, because the guy that made balloon animals didn’t work out either.

How could you tell? His extremities are already swollen!

Hey! Is that John Belushi?

^Nope, John Wayne Gacy.

The druggie clown got caught shooting H2o by a sting operation.

Sorry Mr. Hilburn, but male bees (Phil, in this case) are stingless. They have NO stingers.

its scary how the bees are as big as the clowns…

is that birthday cake, or “Honeypiiiiee”

Could Phil be short for something?

To aaronious: all clowns are not necessarily male, and often dress up as males - because how clownish could a woman get?

They gang-stang him!

@Aaronious and bees can’t talk either. Strip’s premise is faulty.

Did the bees share the wrong color pill? -a la Alice

Later, they’ll claim they were only buzzed.

Wet bees don’t fly, do they?????

“Phil” could be short for “Phyllis”.