The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2015

The Kenobi Coda was always the hardest to play.

Just wait for Han’s solo.

Me thinks the Princess must have swallowed the tuba.

You should have had Darth Vader up there Leia, you know no one has lungs like his.

Well of course it sounds terrible. The guy in the middle has no ears, and the green guy on the right isn’t playing music – he’s committing an indecent act on the “instrument” which is actually his cousin who is one of the five opposite genders on his planet. Sqeak-squawk indeed.

If Oboe One cannot help, use the power of the fourth.

And then the hand solo round of applause..

I hate to think what Chewbacca’s idea of music is.

…Tom flapwell…Boogie Wookie, of course…

These are not the musicians you are looking for

A Bith failing at music? That’s unpossible! :-)