A local lawyer had his license suspended for 5 years for taking a woman to his office, giving her ecstasy, and then assaulting her. He got 3 years probation and 9 months in jail from the criminal court. I’m pretty sure I would have been hung from the rafters if I got caught doing that.
Why did the leopard run around the jungle, eating elephant dung? He’d just ate a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth! Rim shot…I’ll be here all week folks!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
A local lawyer had his license suspended for 5 years for taking a woman to his office, giving her ecstasy, and then assaulting her. He got 3 years probation and 9 months in jail from the criminal court. I’m pretty sure I would have been hung from the rafters if I got caught doing that.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Brings to mind the od joke: waddy a call 5000lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ? Good start.
jim_pem over 9 years ago
Next stop, congress.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Why did the leopard run around the jungle, eating elephant dung? He’d just ate a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth! Rim shot…I’ll be here all week folks!