Monty by Jim Meddick for April 30, 2015
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So, sir... How goes the 1% club? Fine. Although we are having some difficulties with our membership drive... Have you contacted Reggy Bunsworth? What? The sniveling little backstabber?!! Emily Duchmont? Don't make me laugh! Bucky Pincrest? That pretentious fop! Perhaps, sir, if you could name some current members, it may help me gauge what you're after... So far it's just me, the President-elect, and Ted E. Bear, R Sergeant at arms...
nitromicro over 9 years ago
Emily Longswaddle?Harpy!
Penelope Farnsworth?Light weight!
Eustace Edginton III?That simpleton!
Could it be…. our little Sedgie has NO friends?
Kevin Jordan over 9 years ago
Both members have stuffing in their heads.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
This could be the first .1% club.
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
“Pincrest” is subtle.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
The new “1% Club” does not have a quorum. So Sedgie cannot really be “president-elect” (there hasn’t been an election), nor can teddy bear—excuse me; Ted E. Bear—be sergeant-at-arms. Jarvis, it’s your duty to the Little Master to step in and make it happen!
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Good afternoon Monty fans. Be happy and healthy my friends.
boldyuma over 9 years ago
How about Shirley Slurpee..nah never mind“I would never want to be a member of a club..that would have someone like me as a member.”…—Groucho Marx