Monty by Jim Meddick for April 30, 2015
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So, sir... How goes the 1% club? Fine. Although we are having some difficulties with our membership drive... Have you contacted Reggy Bunsworth? What? The sniveling little backstabber?!! Emily Duchmont? Don't make me laugh! Bucky Pincrest? That pretentious fop! Perhaps, sir, if you could name some current members, it may help me gauge what you're after... So far it's just me, the President-elect, and Ted E. Bear, R Sergeant at arms...
How about Shirley Slurpee..nah never mind“I would never want to be a member of a club..that would have someone like me as a member.”…—Groucho Marx