They should never suspect, by their first impression, that your purpose is to overthrow their empire and destroy all that they have created, making over their world in your own twisted image. So be sure to smile, too. By the time they realize your fashion choices are meaningless, you will have them breaking rocks in the Sun in some forgotten corner of the world they once ruled.
If you’re wearing long pants, just run around the building until you’re breathing in short pants. (I apologize, really, but I couldn’t resist. I learned this joke in the third grade and haven’t advanced since.)
Now I am considering having short pants tattooed on my lower body so if, as I grow old and senile, I should wander out without my pants, I will be able to get much farther and cause more chaos before somebody actually realizes that those are not baggy shorts with a drooping seat.
That image will be imprinted upon your mind’s eye not only until the day you die, but also for the next dozen lives or so, and you will not be able to remember whence it came, only that it is frightfully disturbing.
As promised, I return and report. Thanks to Teresa, I checked out GoComics’ Easter Egg giveaway, and today I found this in the mail:
I have long loved Overboard, and was even clipping them out of the papers since the early 90s.
So huge thanks to Teresa for the links, to GoComics for the event, and to Chip Dunham for providing the goodies.-———————————(I would have treasured a signed Frog Applause equally highly!)
Superfrog over 9 years ago
Suit yourself.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 9 years ago
Thank you for modern day clothes.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Methinks that the choice of pants (or of not-pants) depends on the kind of impression you propose to make, hmmm?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
They should never suspect, by their first impression, that your purpose is to overthrow their empire and destroy all that they have created, making over their world in your own twisted image. So be sure to smile, too. By the time they realize your fashion choices are meaningless, you will have them breaking rocks in the Sun in some forgotten corner of the world they once ruled.
coltish1 over 9 years ago
And make sure they don’t have ants.
William Neal McPheeters over 9 years ago
I say strap on that prostheses and go pantless!!!! GREAT first impression … They will never forget you.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
So, THIS is why Teresa dislikes ankle socks ?!
William Neal McPheeters over 9 years ago
What about panties??? ……………………….. talk about a first impression!!!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
No
Ray_C over 9 years ago
If you’re wearing long pants, just run around the building until you’re breathing in short pants. (I apologize, really, but I couldn’t resist. I learned this joke in the third grade and haven’t advanced since.)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
Where does Teresa stand on cargo shorts?Does she lean to culottes?(click)
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
“You don’t need pants for a victory dance.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Now I am considering having short pants tattooed on my lower body so if, as I grow old and senile, I should wander out without my pants, I will be able to get much farther and cause more chaos before somebody actually realizes that those are not baggy shorts with a drooping seat.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
That image will be imprinted upon your mind’s eye not only until the day you die, but also for the next dozen lives or so, and you will not be able to remember whence it came, only that it is frightfully disturbing.
The Old Wolf over 9 years ago
As promised, I return and report. Thanks to Teresa, I checked out GoComics’ Easter Egg giveaway, and today I found this in the mail:
I have long loved Overboard, and was even clipping them out of the papers since the early 90s.
So huge thanks to Teresa for the links, to GoComics for the event, and to Chip Dunham for providing the goodies.-———————————(I would have treasured a signed Frog Applause equally highly!)