Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 01, 2015

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    hsawlrae  over 9 years ago

    Don’t forget to lock it.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    …or change his name to Scrooge McDuck.

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    tripwire45  over 9 years ago

    It’s good to be King.

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    Mugens Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I was actually thinking of Jack Benny when I read this…

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    cubswin2016  over 9 years ago

    This would be an easy way for the guard to take over the crown.

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    Lamberger  over 9 years ago

    Or Scrooge McDuck….

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    I Quit  over 9 years ago

    With that kind of money, he can rent as many princesses as he wants.

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    meg_grif  over 9 years ago

    Treasure bath! He’s going to have a treasure bath! Treasure baaath!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    He needs a Queen, a Jack, an Ace, and a Joker.

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    tuslog64  over 9 years ago

    Jack Benny’s trips to the vault used to be a highlight on radio – ie the sound effects!

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    I wonder if the king has enough gold?

    For me anyway, there is never enough gold…

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Scrooge McDuck needed to take money bath to treat his bankers’ eczema.

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    brklnbern  over 9 years ago

    Jack Benny the second. Where’s Carmichael?

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