Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 15, 2015
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Transcript:
I am the Lorax! I speak for the trees! Oh, it's okay, Lorax. We've heated your call and transitioned to sustainable logging. We have a dedicated patch of land on which we grow trees just for paper then cut them down in their prime. Oh. Okay. Well, good then! They will never grow old, they will never know wildness, and their children's children's children's children will forever be in thrall to man's insatiable lust for cellulose-based products! And it's all thanks to you, Lorax!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Nothing sadder than an Activist who has tasted success.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Lorax: “I can drink you pretty, but there’s no way to drink you smart.”
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh boy, that logger just gave a tag-line useful for the new companion group for the idiotic PETA organization…. PETP…. People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
If Zach didn’t have this comic, he’d probably end up like the Lorax in the last panel.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
But not because we enjoy their suffering.It’s only because it is profitable.That’s not psychopathy. That is indifference. You cannot imagine the width of the gap between them.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
No. That would be a sociopath.You are confusing lemons and limes.And Spritely, as well.The Upper emotional and empathic functions are Severed in either, of course.