Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 10, 2010

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    sunnydog  over 14 years ago

    All the Vicars, Ministers and Bishops I have met knew all the punchlines of my jokes and surprisingly but probably all the words I learned from the Old Salts far away at Sea as well .

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    The only thing the Vicar ever whispered in my ear was “Say I do” but luckily I couldn’t hear him. You Rock Andy!

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Andy is the Vicar’s translator.

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    gjsjr41  over 14 years ago

    Even some hockey referees are a $#$((#^! @$_@#!

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    rotts  over 14 years ago

    Sorry, Joe, but no human is “trash”. And it’s not only poor white folks who swear.

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    AgProv  over 14 years ago

    Hmmm.. wasn’t it the god of the Israelites who got a bit annoyed with a Prophet, and cursed him to be a lowly thing fated to roll in his own excrement for forty days and nights?

    The LORD has a handy line in invective himself, so all the vicar needs do on the touchline is cite selected Bible scripture.

    Referee, thou art as the Prophet Ezekiel, whom the Lord commandeth to lie in his own ** for forty days and nights…

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    the referee is a wise and honourable man.

    TWEEET!

    the referee is an idiot!

    opinions change as calls are made (or not made).

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    funnyfan928  over 14 years ago

    The Vicar probably just asked Andy to say something appropriate for makeing a stupid call, Andy just used his own creative language skills

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    After all the jabs and insults the Vicar has made at the expense of Andy… Yet we still see Andy being the better man for it! It’s too bad Flo isn’t here to see her husband in action she would be Proud!

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    notinksanymore  over 14 years ago

    We always said people who swear a lot talk like truckers, not “poor white trash.” I don’t actually know any truckers, so I cannot speak to the accuracy of this description.

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    benbrilling  over 14 years ago

    Andy finally made himself useful for once in his life.

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    kab2rb  over 14 years ago

    notinksanymore I heard it’s swear like saliors. Then when a child swears they say a sailor would blush. Andy you are setting a poor example and Vicar who could you encourage Andy with that type of example for us readers?

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Andy is simply voicing the vicars’ outrage for him.

    As we all know the phrase “*!!@!@!*@!!” is often used in the bible, even by Jesus himself as he drove out from the temple, all who were buying and selling there. The vicar simply could not remember the passage and asked for Andy’s help.

    Very impressive Andy! You do know the scripture well!

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    dahawk  over 14 years ago

    Years ago my pastor dropped by one Saturday to visit. I was in the garage putting a new fuel pump in my car (old style mechanical pump). Things were not going well and he rolled up his sleeves and was helping. We ended up misaligning the push rod and bent it when starting the engine.

    After buying another and about halfway through reinstalling, I noticed him biting his tongue several times. Finally he said, “I’ve always felt that if anyone every had the right to cuss, it would be a mechanic!”

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