The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 30, 2015
April 29, 2015
May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Brutus: How dare you call during the dinner hour!
Brutus: I don't care what you are selling, if you ever call at this time again, I will boycott your product!
Gladys: You do realize, don't you, that you are chastising a robocall.
You can wish ‘til Hades freezes over Nicole ! We invested in that National Do Not Call option several years ago; works pretty good. However, those outfits that “claim” they will NEVER sell your info? RIGHT ! Think NSA, and we’re thankful for “caller ID”
This is printed on a card beside each of my phones.Feel free to copy it and use it if you wish.
This number is listed on the National do not call list.We do not respond to sales calls,telephone surveys or solicitations for money or time . Remove ourname from your list and do not call this number again or you will be in violation of FCC rules.Thank you, Goodby.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Yeah, but it still makes you feel a bit better…
clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago
I hang on long enough to get the human, then the chastisement begins.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago
I added my number to NoMoRobo (a free service) and I don’t get any more of those robo calls. I wish the FCC would crack down more on them.
Neat '33 over 9 years ago
You can wish ‘til Hades freezes over Nicole ! We invested in that National Do Not Call option several years ago; works pretty good. However, those outfits that “claim” they will NEVER sell your info? RIGHT ! Think NSA, and we’re thankful for “caller ID”
mawood1231 over 9 years ago
You need to get nomorobo call. It’s free. It rings once and then hangs up.
jppjr over 9 years ago
I usually answer Happydale home for the criminally insane…how might I help you? Usually, that ends the conversation.
BrookFan over 9 years ago
This is printed on a card beside each of my phones.Feel free to copy it and use it if you wish.
This number is listed on the National do not call list.We do not respond to sales calls,telephone surveys or solicitations for money or time . Remove ourname from your list and do not call this number again or you will be in violation of FCC rules.Thank you, Goodby.
boldyuma over 9 years ago
I just breathe heavily into the receiver..then bark..and say“Did I call you baby,or, did you call me….woof?”