Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2010

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    ladywolf17  almost 15 years ago

    Gee! How much does a wizard make, serving under that greedy little King Fink.

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    legaleagle48  almost 15 years ago

    So turn him into something, Wizard!

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    How old is the Wizard anyway?

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    moronbis  almost 15 years ago

    FUSSHHH!!!

    if it was the king instead of Wizard, then the thief would have said,”Give me MY money”.

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    If David Copperfield can screw up–you can, too!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Woops!

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    pamlicorat  almost 15 years ago

    Wiz, try a magic missle, they always work.

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 15 years ago

    ROFLMAO Pacejv!!!

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    Come on, he works for the king. How much can he have?

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    mrsullenbeauty  almost 15 years ago

    He’s not gone with the wind.

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    In a kingdom, Joe, EVERYBODY works for the king.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 15 years ago

    Then there’s the Broom-Hilda way: ZAP!!

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    stuart  almost 15 years ago

    @freeholder1, Party members are paid well. Look at government workers in USA.

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    All our kings are of industry, Stu. And you can ask Lew about how much he makes taking the census.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    My first instinct would’ve been to make the thief disappear. Even if the spell didn’t work quite right, it would make the thief think twice.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 15 years ago

    Wiz lost his “magic”.

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