The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 02, 2015

I’m a frayed, he’s past a whey. Lettuce prey.

To every thing there is a seasoning, ♫ ♪ and a thyme to every purpose ♫ under heaven….. A thyme to be born, ♫ ♪ and a thyme that you dry; a thyme to plant, ♪ ♫ a thyme to reap the thyme that ♪ you planted…♪ ♫

When Gallup went around asking questions of electric and water companies, was that a utility poll?

Sadly, his hopes aren’t the only thing that have passed away. ( I love me a good Simon and Garfunkel reference.)

So she’s going to try to heal his wounds with thyme?Because time heals all wounds?

Rosemary took the day off

should have been rosemary

She was always trying to curry favor.

The homo-nym has expired.

The driver died but his shoes were heeled.

Bernice was in a dilly of a predicament.Not to worry though. She called 911 to see if they could cumin and help.

“Thyme is on my side ,yes it is”

“Thyme is on my side ,yes it is”

Not even time will help that guy.

Thyme wounds all heels.

Who SAID puns were the lowest form of humor? It’s high art, here!NoCents, I enjoyed yours in particular.

Right, “time heals all wounds”, so she gave him some thyme..Loving all the “time” quotes here!

Aren’t these all examples of homophones not homonyms???

Ok, now what herb wounds all uhhh… heels?

You mean criminals do time in a cell?

Lettuce Turnip and Pea