Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 20, 2015

Marigoldrollerskatingwearing a sombrerowhile Phoebealso wears a sombreroand also rollerskateson top of Marigold’s sombrero.

Marigold calling Phoebe “unbalanced” would have a double meaning.

Its still magic.

Yes, Phoebe hardly can walk on two feet (sarcasm)

“Yes, but why couldn’t I wear a sombrero?” (rimshot)

It occurs to me that if the sombrero was large enough, you could use it as a sail.

Agreed Unicorn.

you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd? but you can be happy if you’ve a mind to…

Marigold: “The point is, you are unbalanced”

(in my tongue-in-cheek mode)

That’s why you have TWO-wheeled skates on each hoof, Marigold?How about having modern inline skates, a la R**********e? (It’s a trademarked name, and we already had the earlier “dot-eating” video game issue)ONE wheel per hoof?

Of course, I should talk. Used to skate around on quad skates myself. Never could handle the inline types.

Marigold just used a contraction???Unthinkable!That’s like Beavis and Butthead “scoring”.

These are just changed to reruns