Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 08, 2015

how about you, lady? the official purse of sex and the city?shoes, maybe?

I go to the official dentist of the NHL.

I like non-official items—they’re cheaper. Evan knockoffs are fair game.

I’m so into sports, I had to look up what MLB stood for.

Dentist Yankum???

One born every minute,

And two to take ’em in…

The only NFL team that is cheering for an actual hometown team is the Green Bay Packers. That team is actually owned by fans, and by Green Bay. All the others are owned by some 1%er who charges a week’s wages for a middle class family to attend a game, and blackmails the cities whose names the teams carry into tax breaks, stadium deals, etc, all at tax payer expense.So, no, Dallas doesn’t own the Cowboys, DC doesn’t own the Redskins, Seattle doesn’t own the Seahawks, some rich guy is making a fortune off of those cities and their citizens. The fact that they have been able to maintain their scam for the better part of a century makes their fans pretty much the poster children for “sucker”.

Come to Minnesota, where the public and our wonderful elected officials are held ransom by the a plethora of “sports teams”; each one getting their own separate stadium!

It’s such a good deal, now we have a soccer team trying to suck off the public teat!

Oh, I almost forgot, Minnesota is host to an upcoming “Super Bowl”, where the leaders of such are asking for even more $$$ to sweeten the pot!

Oh wait, did I mention “pot”? You will soon be able to get your medical fix on that as well!

Minnesota… as it was so often mentioned on The Price Is Right… come on down…