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Yes - date, time, fullness of Moon, which House the Sun is in, the sidereal location of earth with respect to the Dog star, the relative position of the Milky Way galaxy within the local group, the number of seconds since the big bang…
that might be enough.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
A good plan Lucas, but a tad too late…
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
As I said yesterday, the boy cannot win, no matter what he says or does. Best ploy: shut up and run for the hills!
ladywolf17 almost 15 years ago
Exit stage left.
Tantor almost 15 years ago
Mona is indeed seeing red
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
Just tell her to blow it out her backside and walk away.
runar almost 15 years ago
You need to be a little less…you.
The missing M. Smokey almost 15 years ago
Mona has her phases. lf you are perceptive, you will notice that she is happy and pleasant two or three days per month.
arsmall almost 15 years ago
Okay Lucas…you are going a bit to far…yes be aware of the date and phase of the moon…
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I fear the three letter F word may arise.
AgProv almost 15 years ago
A man’s place is in the wrong…
Dealing with Mona appears to have two rules.
i) Mona is never wrong. ii) If Mona is ever wrong, refer to Rule One and act accordingly.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Yes - date, time, fullness of Moon, which House the Sun is in, the sidereal location of earth with respect to the Dog star, the relative position of the Milky Way galaxy within the local group, the number of seconds since the big bang… that might be enough.
Skylark almost 15 years ago
Mona would not be Mona if she were perky, happy and light hearted!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
It’s just Perpetual Mona Syndrome, Lucas. Wait it out, and it’ll pass in about 50 or 60 years.
In the meantime, give her some chocolate and a glass of wine, and hope she’s one of those women who gets horny when she’s like this.
wraith13 almost 15 years ago
seems mona is jumping to conclusions…maybe the only exercise she gets
The missing M. Smokey almost 15 years ago
Jumping to conclusions, pushing her luck, running down her friends, dodging responsibility,… All forms of exercise.