C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for May 08, 2010

A good plan Lucas, but a tad too late…

As I said yesterday, the boy cannot win, no matter what he says or does. Best ploy: shut up and run for the hills!

Exit stage left.

Mona is indeed seeing red

Just tell her to blow it out her backside and walk away.

You need to be a little less…you.

Mona has her phases. lf you are perceptive, you will notice that she is happy and pleasant two or three days per month.

Okay Lucas…you are going a bit to far…yes be aware of the date and phase of the moon…

I fear the three letter F word may arise.

A man’s place is in the wrong…

Dealing with Mona appears to have two rules.

i) Mona is never wrong. ii) If Mona is ever wrong, refer to Rule One and act accordingly.

Yes - date, time, fullness of Moon, which House the Sun is in, the sidereal location of earth with respect to the Dog star, the relative position of the Milky Way galaxy within the local group, the number of seconds since the big bang… that might be enough.

Mona would not be Mona if she were perky, happy and light hearted!

It’s just Perpetual Mona Syndrome, Lucas. Wait it out, and it’ll pass in about 50 or 60 years.

In the meantime, give her some chocolate and a glass of wine, and hope she’s one of those women who gets horny when she’s like this.

seems mona is jumping to conclusions…maybe the only exercise she gets

Jumping to conclusions, pushing her luck, running down her friends, dodging responsibility,… All forms of exercise.