Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 01, 2015
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richard's poor almanack county fair prizewinners by richard thompson grand champion vegetable most shriv-eled after sitting out for a solid week. (hubris in produce award) - butternut squash, montgomery county fair. trash only trash can most attractive to irritable bees - this one. howard co. fair. most unstable foodstuff sculpture - washington crossing the delaware, repro-duced in mayonnaise. frederick co. fair. guess your credit rating worst midway game - guess your credit rating. prince william co. fair. @cutiepie: fun cat pics roflmao! worst new home handicraft - tweets rendered as samplers. loudoun, co. fair most miserable fair-goer - kevin r. let go of his balloon and dropped his ice cream simultaneously. arlington co. fair
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Mayo? I thought it was the blob, before and stil is?l
pumaman almost 10 years ago
What happened to “Guess your IQ?”
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
“County Fair Prizewinners”—well on its way to becoming an oxymoron.