Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 01, 2015

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richard's poor almanack county fair prizewinners by richard thompson grand champion vegetable most shriv-eled after sitting out for a solid week. (hubris in produce award) - butternut squash, montgomery county fair. trash only trash can most attractive to irritable bees - this one. howard co. fair. most unstable foodstuff sculpture - washington crossing the delaware, repro-duced in mayonnaise. frederick co. fair. guess your credit rating worst midway game - guess your credit rating. prince william co. fair. @cutiepie: fun cat pics roflmao! worst new home handicraft - tweets rendered as samplers. loudoun, co. fair most miserable fair-goer - kevin r. let go of his balloon and dropped his ice cream simultaneously. arlington co. fair