Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 01, 2015
April 30, 2015
May 02, 2015
Transcript:
Dad! I want more dessert after dinner. I'm acting as my own lobbyist to request a rule change. I am prepared to give you a dollar every time I scream is served after a meal. Forget it! That's not lobbying, that bribery. Okay, what if instead I give you a dollar every day just because I like you, but if you ever stop serving ice cream, I stopped giving you money. It's a deal! Should we be teaching him civics at such a young age? He'll find out eventually, Barbara.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
That’s a generous bribe. It doesn’t spoil him. I’d go for it.
Ida No over 9 years ago
No, no, this works out. At $1 a bowl, the only way to make a profit is to serve him the really cheap crap. And, given that “his” $1 is really the allowance you gave him and you’re now getting this money back, this “lobbyist” is volunteering to accept an inferior product in place of cash of greater value. Keep training him this way, and we may have a generation of lobbyists that intentionally starve themselves to death.
loner34 over 9 years ago
And that ladies and gentlemen is the way our government works.