Launch Date Announced 🚀 The brand-new GoComics will be unveiled April 1! (No fooling). See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Dad! I want more dessert after dinner. I'm acting as my own lobbyist to request a rule change. I am prepared to give you a dollar every time I scream is served after a meal. Forget it! That's not lobbying, that bribery. Okay, what if instead I give you a dollar every day just because I like you, but if you ever stop serving ice cream, I stopped giving you money. It's a deal! Should we be teaching him civics at such a young age? He'll find out eventually, Barbara.
And that ladies and gentlemen is the way our government works.