Adam: I want a nap and I need a nap. So I'm going to take one now. Nobody wake me, okay? This is a defcon five nap. I'm in dire need. If a tree falls on the house or aliens land, take pictures, but let me sleep. Everybody got it?
I take a nap every day but warm weekends are a bear. The minute I put my head to the pillow, every motorcyclist in this county and the next appears from nowhere and roars up and down our street.
Story of my life!!! Never fails, when I want to nap the whole neighborhood becomes the noisiest place in the world. . Or the phone (that is normally dormant) rings consistently. Grrrr!
OK DefCon 5. Not important. That’s a doze over the keyboard. DefCon 1 would be…hmmm thinking….. that really heavy tired feeling in your chest while trying to keep the eyes open, but not really. Because you think you saw, heard and said things and you might have, but did you in a dream or in reality? .. Yeah – that’s a DefCon 1 need for sleep.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
DEFCON 5 is when things are the least severe.DEFCON 1 is when the situation is most dire.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
I wonder if Johnny has a hockey mask or if Adam lives in Texas.
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Adam works at home. How can he be that desperate for a nap??
Dani Rice over 9 years ago
I take a nap every day but warm weekends are a bear. The minute I put my head to the pillow, every motorcyclist in this county and the next appears from nowhere and roars up and down our street.
MontanaLady over 9 years ago
Poor Adam……………..the minute he dozes off, that Jack Hammer is going to send him to the Moon!
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Hey! I thought the Born Loser’s name was Brutus! :-)
Doctor11 over 9 years ago
Uh oh…
MiriM over 9 years ago
Story of my life!!! Never fails, when I want to nap the whole neighborhood becomes the noisiest place in the world. . Or the phone (that is normally dormant) rings consistently. Grrrr!
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
OK DefCon 5. Not important. That’s a doze over the keyboard. DefCon 1 would be…hmmm thinking….. that really heavy tired feeling in your chest while trying to keep the eyes open, but not really. Because you think you saw, heard and said things and you might have, but did you in a dream or in reality? .. Yeah – that’s a DefCon 1 need for sleep.