The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2015

Maybe they should tattle on the rattle.

He is just doing the rumba.

It’s a tough job pointing out other people’s flaws. No appreciation. It’s a fangless job.

Some guys aren’t satisfied with a little tail.

And, he speaks with a forked tongue.

Well, he certainly has me a little rattled!!!

Falsies fool a lot of folks.

He comes from Maracas. (Yeah, I know how to spell Morocco)

He’s bragging about his trip to Cuba.

We missed you.

I was afraid it was the death rattle for you

His “tail” is labeled ‘Made in Brazil’.

Two more strikes and he’s out anyway.

I thought “lounge lizards” had legs.

Stratmanron: “Where the nuts come from” (Charlie’s Aunt – played somewhere in the world every day from its London premiere until the copyright expired and no more records kept).