Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 11, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Wellā€¦ (ahem) itā€™s possible that Agnesā€™ mother knew ā€œUncleā€ Dee-Dee when she was very smallā€¦and then for a while, Uncle Joeyā€¦(causing a big rift in the band)..and there was Uncle Geneā€¦. andā€¦umā€¦ā€¦ OK, I think weā€™ll drop that subjectā€¦.

    And we know Agnes has a great aunt Arthenaā€¦. her motherā€™s actual auntā€¦. sheā€™s Grandmaā€™s somewhat remote sister,whom I believe she described as mean spirited and rude.

    Sheā€™s the one they were on the way to visit a few years ago when they got stuck in the snowā€¦ Predictably, she had no sympathy for their plight, and I donā€™t think Grandma would care to seek her company again.

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    The long term memory made her have a short term memory loss.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    2Oldā€¦ no, I was saying maybe Grandma was pretty wild, and Agnesā€™ mom had ā€œUnclesā€ when she was a little girl.

    Sheā€™d be about the age of Troutā€™s motherā€¦ but they probably didnā€™t know each other back thenā€¦ or maybe ever.

    Then she had a baby of her own, when she was presumably a bit young and wild herself, whom she ended up leaving with her mother.

    Her mother, whom we know as Grandma, saw what she had wrought, in my version of the storyā€¦. and settled down, to raise and protect her granddaughter, whom she re-named Agnes, and try to keep her from following in the footsteps she had inadvertently taught her own daughter.

    And Agnes knows nothing about it.

    Of course, I could have it all wrong, and all that rock nā€™ roll stuff could have belonged to Agnesā€™ mother and not Grandmaā€¦ but Agnes still wouldnā€™t know cos she was only a baby, and doesnā€™t remember her at all.

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    jadoo823  almost 10 years ago

    ā€¦or grandma had several children out of wedlock (as that old-fashioned saying goes) and gave them up for adoptionā€¦

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    warjoski Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    It could be that the uncles/aunts Granā€™ma isnā€™t talking about are on the other side of the family, the parent who isnā€™t Grannieā€™s kid. Granā€™ma doesnā€™t want to mix Agnes with ā€˜those peopleā€™. Having said that, Iā€™m willing to bet Agnesā€™ Dad is in jail.

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    rshive  almost 10 years ago

    Iā€™m wondering whether Tony is just playing with us, given the flexibility of comic strip time. For Agnes and Trout, 1977 is ancient history. If Granny is the age she looks to be, that makes her born in the early 1950s. Which sort of meshes with both her having a child when she was young and wild and the rock & roll hidden stuff. What we really donā€™t know is how Agnes came to be with Granny. Maybe Agnesā€™ parents just left one day when she was young and never came back. Stranger things have happened. That might explain about how Granny knows something of Agnesā€™ background. Granny has never made any complaints about having Agnes either; or comments of any kind.

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  almost 10 years ago

    When Uncle Bud made some cryptic comments about someone else looking like his Uncle Joe or Randal Keen, Daddy asked their sister, Grandma Green about it.She set the record straight with, ā€œWellll, when Maw died, Paw got kinda sorry. Randal Keen is your uncle.ā€.She didnā€™t address the gentleman of mixed race who was also referenced, but Iā€™m reasonably certain I have many more cousins than have been acknowledged in the census.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    rshiveā€¦ "" If Granny is the age she looks to be, that makes her born in the early 1950s??" Well, excuuuse meā€¦. but those born in the early 50ā€™s are only barely 60!!

    I donā€™t even look as old as Grandma (I HOPE!!) and I was born before that!LOLā€¦.I know comics time is very elasticā€¦. but Agnes is about 9 or 10ā€¦. Almost nobody born before 1960 has a 10-year-old, cos sheā€™d have been over 55 when she gave birth!

    Sheā€™s ā€œGrandmaā€ cos Agnes is her grandddaughterā€¦. and I thought I remembered hearing that Agnes was left with her as a babyā€¦ I know she has said she doesnā€™t remember her mother.

    I think Grandma is 75-ish, though she looks even olderā€¦born around 1940ā€¦. though with the elasticity of comics time was still young enough to be a groupie in ā€˜77ā€¦.and some were in their 30ā€™s anyway.

    _Her possibly _ illicit child would be one of Agnesā€™ parents, probably mother, born in the 70ā€™s or 80ā€™s ā€¦who had a baby herself 10 years agoā€¦maybe no father even sticking around, or she ran off with himā€¦in any case leaving that baby with her mother, whom Agnes knows as ā€œGrandma.ā€

    If Grandmaā€™s daughter was the rocker chick back in the 70ā€™s, sheā€™d still have to have had Agnes very late in life, though here weā€™d have to count on ā€œcomics timeā€ even moreā€¦cos this strip has been around since 2002 and Agnes was 10 then, too.

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    rshive  almost 10 years ago

    Granny is still working ā€œat the plantā€. I may be leaning too much on personal experience; but even in the bad old days, women were made to retire from industrial jobs like weaving pretty much on the age of 65. The exception being if you were a maid or domestic, which Granny isnā€™t. She may look old; but physical labor has never been kind to how women look.

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