Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2015

And get rid of the towel. There’s no drying in baseball.

Tell me the truth! There’s no lying in baseball.

We have to walk to Kansas City…there’s no flying in baseball.

Hey… you’ll do it and like it…You know there’s no crying in baseball!

Ok… don’t give me that look…there’s no sighing, either.

Breakfast has been different since there is no frying in baseball….

And don’t ask about my lovelife because….there’s no prying in baseball.

But if the cleats were Velcro, wouldn’t their feet stick to the artificial turf?

But………Don’t the steroids do the……never mind, never mind.

Good one, Dog.

… and you can only score one run at a time cause there’s no multiplying in baseball!

And don’t change the color of your uniform. There’s no dye-ing in baseball.

And no shopping. There’s no buying in baseball.

Tom Hanks was a lot younger when he said that.