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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 14, 2015
June 13, 2015
June 15, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Go, Boyserberry Swirl, and open the gates of Glitter City! Marigold: Why are you giving orders? Phoebe: 'Cause I'm playing Princess Sunbeam. Marigold: In real unicorn government, "Princess" is strictly a ceremonial position. Marigold: The QUORUM of the POINTIEST makes most of the real decisions. Marigold: In bygone times, they were selected based on horn sharpness, but today it is a combination of voting, plus a freestyle dance contest. Phoebe: Also the gates are over on your side. Marigold: I shall open them.
Dpelton2096 almost 10 years ago
The ways of the unicorn are very elegant. Love love love this strip.
Yngvar Følling almost 10 years ago
So the unicorns have a constitutional monarchy. Who knew?
DDrazen almost 10 years ago
Reminds me of the old SNL bit where they voted on Democratic primary candidates based on clothing choices. They used ZZ Topp’s “Sharp-dressed Man” as background music; the audience ended up giving the most votes to ZZ Topp.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
With pegacorns and floating unicorns, are gates really necessary?
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Well go ahead.
snomasnayr almost 10 years ago
Princess Sunbeam looks an awful lot like Princess Celestia. Cousins maybe?
Marscaleb almost 10 years ago
Whoa, I didn’t ever realize how well this strip breaks the 180 rule without inciting any problems.
reynard61 almost 10 years ago
“Horn sharpness and terpsichorean prowess are no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical pseudo-equestrian ceremony!”
jerrica.benton333 almost 4 years ago
Princess Sunbeam and Boysenberry Swril face off in a dance to the death to determine the true ruler of Toy Unicorns who are Totally also Flying Ponies!
ON THE NEXT CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!!
Are2Dee2 6 months ago
Swoosh! That was the sound of . . . next?