Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 16, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    At 30 (almost 31), I at times still drink out of the milk container.

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    rubinocreative Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Is it worth it?

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    rubinocreative Premium Member almost 10 years ago

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Wowā€¦two stones to kill a birdā€¦Just another example of how bad inflation has becomeā€¦

    I suppose whether thatā€™s worth it depends on whether you really really want to eat the bird.

    (Why else would you kill a bird?)

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    jreckard  almost 10 years ago

    In his effort to protect his wifeā€™s sanity, he leaves no bird unturned.No, wait, um ā€¦ the early stone gets the worm?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Apparently, Spork isnā€™t the first one to say itā€¦

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    Daniel Aplet  almost 10 years ago

    living my life alone i always drink out of container,Why dirty a glass?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

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    Nothingā€¦ honest!

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    Linda Solomon  almost 10 years ago

    What saying(s) have you mangled?the force, may it be with you

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    QuietStorm27  almost 10 years ago

    Second Question Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve mangled some sayings that I canā€™t recall at the moment. I definitely mangled Morris Chestnutā€™s name once, I called him Chorris Messnut.

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    Dani Rice  almost 10 years ago

    I used to work with a girl frequently spoke of having people eating putty out of her hand.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I once heard someone say (very indignantly) ā€œIā€™ll have you know, Iā€™m not as smart as I look.ā€ I could only agree.

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