Red and Rover by Brian Basset for May 17, 2010
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Whatcha doing? Filing the end of this stick to a sharp point. Whatever for? For use against hostile Martians in case they ever try to invade earth. See, they'll be expecting us to counter with tanks, bazookas, and of course- atomic bombs. But not stick daggers? Now that you bring it up... Martians would definitely look upon us as primitive beings.
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
What if they were peaceful Martians? Besides they’d probably be laughing too much for a real invasion!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
And then again they may want our brains for dinner. After all, we’re not using them anyway.
ldyhwkd over 14 years ago
“How to Serve Man” and all that, right Grog.
rotts over 14 years ago
“To Serve Mankind”
peter0423 over 14 years ago
Mmm, Martians…them’s mighty good eatin’!
kurtjmartin over 14 years ago
If there is intelligent live out there they will stay away from humans, be blow each other up for no good reason. We are nutzzzzz.
boldyuma over 14 years ago
“MARS ATTACKS”…Quick, start playing Slim Whitman songs…
tedcoop over 14 years ago
I’m wondering why anyone thought that Martians would be more advanced than us in any way – the two planets are about the same age, after all.
trying2keepup over 14 years ago
If they can get here from there, they’re more advanced. We can’t get there from here.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Next time you better consult with Rover.