Red and Rover by Brian Basset for May 17, 2010
Transcript:
Whatcha doing? Filing the end of this stick to a sharp point. Whatever for? For use against hostile Martians in case they ever try to invade earth. See, they'll be expecting us to counter with tanks, bazookas, and of course- atomic bombs. But not stick daggers? Now that you bring it up... Martians would definitely look upon us as primitive beings.
Next time you better consult with Rover.