The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 20, 2015

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    Fortunately, the crime fits in the punishment.He’s obviously an outcast – he’s never been ruled.

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    cdward  almost 10 years ago

    He led them on quite a Paper Chase.

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    The crook is the only one that doesn’t know his lines.

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    Gray Vinson  almost 10 years ago

    You guys tear me up with these puns. Never read so many good ones penned at one time!

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    uniquename  almost 10 years ago

    Now we know where the books at the penitentiary’s library come from.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    It only happened in London, it’s no Tale of 2 Cities.

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    ladamson1918  almost 10 years ago

    It’s almost a pun, but not quite.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Hilburn has taken another page out of history

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 10 years ago

    He needs three hole punched and put in a binder.

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    MotherOfMoses  almost 10 years ago

    Time to turn a new leaf & start a new chapter.Hey I hogged two puns….HA HA

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 10 years ago

    Yes his crime was a font to nature ! (best i got with such a short script )

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    paul brians  almost 10 years ago

    Back in the days before the internet it was common for students to rip or slice pages out of books in the library to use for their research. I assume that’s not a problem any more.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Now he’s bound to live out his life in prison. It’s easy to see why he went bad. He was born unruly.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    But I think there’s a question of legal or letter. If he’s legal, no regular file can hold him.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    And can he make bond?

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