JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 27, 2015

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    Squizzums  over 9 years ago

    He’s living on borrowed time.

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    Sportymonk  over 9 years ago

    Non-saline chlorinated water will be a killer.

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    http://www.bluecrab.info/forum/index.php?topic=8383.0is an entertaining question-and-answer site on keeping blue crabs in an aquarium. (I’m hazarding a guess that Sunny has a blue crab.) BTW, good luck with keeping an aquarium like that in her room without its being discovered!

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    Sorry, now I must tell my aquarium-child story. Around seventeen years ago I was sleeping in the same room with my one-year-oldish grandson, K. In the middle of the night, I awoke to see a dirty old aquarium that had been sitting outside in the weeds, now hovering above K’s crib. It was suffused with an unearthly glow. It was upside down, and I was afraid it was going to fall on him at any minute. I quietly took K out of the crib and into my bed. I asked him not to say anything, and told him that everything was going to be all right. His mom somehow sensed that something was going on, and came into the room. She asked me what I was doing, and I started explaining about the ghostly aquarium that had been hovering over his crib.“Do you hear what you’re saying?” she asked.I thought about it a few seconds, said “Oh,” and put K back.The next day she told her Facebook friends about this, and they commiserated with her about having a senile mother.

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    strickmaedel  over 9 years ago

    A red crab is a cooked crab.

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