Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 16, 2010

Oh come on! Where’s the excitement in that?

What size watt light bulb does Rodney use?

1 billion watts that was pure genius, tho’ I do hope there’s more of the enemy to come the numbers do not appear to match ;)

Would that all wars could be solved this way.

Rodney’s just trying to get rid of that armor with all the stains on the inside.

Yea, go home and invade your own Kingdom.

If only it were so easy.

The Spanish Armada seems to have shrunk a wee bit in the recession.

Yea Rodney! I knew you were strong, brave, and courageous, but I never guessed your intelligence.

Er Rodney? What’s to stop the Fink’s catapults when they see those traded uniforms approaching?

hey! I just ordered me some air jordans from this site and wow, did I save a ton of money! this is absolutely the best web site for shoes, I have EVER seen ANYwhere! five stars from me, that’s for sure!

ok, you guys, I did my part, where’s my free shoes you promised?

Perhaps Rodney read Pogo:

“There is no need to sally forth… on this very ground, with small flags waving and tinny blast on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.”

Pardon me while I attack my refrigerator…

There is more that just one Rodney.

I got a feeling that Rodney’s new armor will have the same stains!

I wouldn’t worry too much about Id’s catapults. They couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn from inside.

Getting strung up by the King, on the other hand…