Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 19, 2015

Beam him over to Daddy’s Home if he wants Spork.

I thought Spork was a canned meat product.

And Captain, watch out for the Velcro, I mean Klingons.

“Going where no (insert gender, race, species, place of origin, or any other noun whatsoever) has gone before.”

Spock was not the first officer in the original Star Trek episode. And Kirk wasn’t the captain.

may the spork be with you