Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 23, 2015

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    pam Miner  almost 10 years ago

    Don’t Do it Gary! He is probably lying and you will be sorry later..

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    No, Gary, no!Ice creams are always there, but your heirloom antique mechanical bank is a one-of-a-kind treasure! Instead, get it appraised on Antiques Roadshow, sell it, and use your profits to buy mountains of tasty dairy desserts!

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    cdward  almost 10 years ago

    It’s probably easier to just open the bank and remove the money through the opening. But if you want to do it the hard way, no worries.

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    FourthBear  almost 10 years ago

    So, does the writer occasionally forget that Gary is a centuries old vampire? Or is his whole family vampires?

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    Ice cream in the hand is worth two birds …in the…something or other.

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    dgibson5959  over 9 years ago

    To Gary It is all a matter of prioirites

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