Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 23, 2015

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    pam Miner  over 9 years ago

    Don’t Do it Gary! He is probably lying and you will be sorry later..

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    No, Gary, no!Ice creams are always there, but your heirloom antique mechanical bank is a one-of-a-kind treasure! Instead, get it appraised on Antiques Roadshow, sell it, and use your profits to buy mountains of tasty dairy desserts!

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    cdward  over 9 years ago

    It’s probably easier to just open the bank and remove the money through the opening. But if you want to do it the hard way, no worries.

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    FourthBear  over 9 years ago

    So, does the writer occasionally forget that Gary is a centuries old vampire? Or is his whole family vampires?

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    J Short  over 9 years ago

    Ice cream in the hand is worth two birds …in the…something or other.

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    dgibson5959  over 9 years ago

    To Gary It is all a matter of prioirites

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