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Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for May 27, 2015
May 26, 2015
May 28, 2015
Transcript:
Is school cafeteria food safe eat? Of course it is. Then why do you wear rubber gloves and a head covering? Because my hazmat suit is at the dry cleaners.
Ubintold almost 10 years ago
College food was bad at times. The time they had liver, it smelled like it came out of formaldehyde.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I see now.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
actually elementary &jr. high food was mostly good. high school could be awful, burgers especially. the one bad thing as younger kid was pizza also came with a hard boiled egg, on the side, not on top. this was ok going down, but gave me a case of sulfuric burps after.
Lamberger almost 10 years ago
It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good./We had turkey and pistols carved out of wood./I dream of her always even when I don’t dream./Her name’s on my tongue and her blood’s in my strings.(….)/The search light in the big yard turns ‘round with the gun/And spotlights the snowflakes like the dust in the sun./It’s Christmas in prison there’ll be music tonight/I’ll probably get homesick, I love you, Good night. — Christmas in Prison by Joe Prine