Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 21, 2015
June 20, 2015
June 22, 2015
Transcript:
"Father's Day - My Family Supplies the ideas! Wife Lynn's Pear Review 'Good Job!' 'Thank you!' Bro Nick's 'I'm a mover and shaker.' 'I'm a hottie.' 'iWatch' Bro Carl's Star Wars 'No, I'm the star!' Sis-in-law Linn's Colorful Spring Bulbs Sis-in-law Erin's Confused New Englander Nephew Scott's Brick and Mordor Niece Lia's Political Cartoons Nephew Nate's 'I'm raising the steaks!' Nephew Seth's 'You're Under a rest!' Daughter Jen's 'I asked for a Dr. Pepper!'"
i_am_the_jam over 9 years ago
Only an eighth rest there, though. :D :D :D
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
HA!
Linux0s over 9 years ago
Parisi’s family exhibits very clever jeans.
blunebottle over 9 years ago
Those steaks were well done. So were the rest of the jokes!
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
That “raising the steaks” joke could be done with a bunch of cows playing poker, like the old painting of the poker dogs.
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
So the whole family is nutz?
Mikel V over 9 years ago
My favorite is daughter Jen’s. It seems she is heading to be just like her father
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
Charlie Brown cameo for the annual Off the Mark Father’s Day strip!
hippogriff over 9 years ago
The J.A.M.: Marked down 50%? I know the score, and that is a quarter rest.
kaystari Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t get the salt being a “mover”?But Jen and the “brick and mordor” are the best.