When you pour wine into a glass, that’s a process called “filling” and if you stop at half way, the glass is half full. Drinking wine from a glass is a process called “emptying” and if you stop at half way, the glass is half empty. I’d like a glass that’s half full and I’ll do the emptying.
This is a fun board today! Thanks @Gaijinrabbit for the links to those two sketches. Humbled that the best I can come up with right now is the scene from Finding Nemo with Marlin and Dory in the whale’s mouth (and I love how the half full/half empty play perfectly fit their personalities).
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.The optimist sees the glass as half full..The 40 year old sees the glasses and says, “I can’t believe I have to wear bi-focals now!”
“The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! " – Terry Pratchett
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) – Some Wal-mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: WAL-MART’S OWN BRAND OF WINE. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.
“While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine,” said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. “There is wine in a box that people are willing to buy,” she said. “The right name is important.”
It is better to be a pessimist than an optimist. For though they both gloat when they happen to be right, only the pessimist is happy when he is wrong.Realistically speaking, that is.
The optimist says “The glass is half full.”The pessimist says “The glass is half empty.”The wife says “it is just another dirty glass she has to wash.”
Argythree about 9 years ago
A more sophisticated version of ‘you want fries with that?’…
Wallythe2 about 9 years ago
Didn’t the Monty Python group do a sketch similar to this using the famous Philosophers in “The Meaning of Life” movie?
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
Just bring him the top half.
Superfrog about 9 years ago
When you pour wine into a glass, that’s a process called “filling” and if you stop at half way, the glass is half full. Drinking wine from a glass is a process called “emptying” and if you stop at half way, the glass is half empty. I’d like a glass that’s half full and I’ll do the emptying.
Varnes about 9 years ago
What is reality? Some of the smartest people I’ve ever met I met working with them serving banquets…..
phylum about 9 years ago
it seems the more emptying I do the stupider everybody else gets.
dadoctah about 9 years ago
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optometrist asks if you see the glass as more full like this? Or like this?
wallylm about 9 years ago
This is a fun board today! Thanks @Gaijinrabbit for the links to those two sketches. Humbled that the best I can come up with right now is the scene from Finding Nemo with Marlin and Dory in the whale’s mouth (and I love how the half full/half empty play perfectly fit their personalities).
john.kalter about 9 years ago
And the Liberal Arts major says “Would you like fries with that drink?”
Wenthral about 9 years ago
“Yes”
keenanthelibrarian about 9 years ago
It very much depends on what you think of the service, of course.
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.The optimist sees the glass as half full..The 40 year old sees the glasses and says, “I can’t believe I have to wear bi-focals now!”
ZorkArg about 9 years ago
Quit’cher wine-ing!
DutchUncle about 9 years ago
“The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! " – Terry Pratchett
dabugger about 9 years ago
Did he ask him to sniff the wine after pouring just an itty-bitty?
azktryg about 9 years ago
Schrödinger’s cat doesn’t want anyone to observe the glass to begin with. [http://www.businessballs.com/glass-half-full-empty.htm]
Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago
Presented for your enjoyment:
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) – Some Wal-mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: WAL-MART’S OWN BRAND OF WINE. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.
“While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine,” said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. “There is wine in a box that people are willing to buy,” she said. “The right name is important.”
The top 15 suggested names for Wal-mart Wine:
15. Box O’ Grapes
14. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
13. White Trashfindel
12. Big Red Gulp
11. Grape Expectations
10. Domaine Wal-mart: “Merde du Pays”
9. NASCARbernet
8. Chef Boyardeaux
7. Peanut Noir
6. Blue Light Special Nun
5. Chateau des Moines
4. Martha Stewart’s Sour Grapes
3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
and the number 1 name for Wal-mart Wine…
1. Nasti Spumante
Al Nala about 9 years ago
Gimme a full one, and I’ll make it half empty.
carm3nlone about 9 years ago
Interesting
superzed about 9 years ago
“Completely full, please. I shall think it is half full.”
whiteheron about 9 years ago
If gravity prevails (as it generally does) on the floor.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
It is better to be a pessimist than an optimist. For though they both gloat when they happen to be right, only the pessimist is happy when he is wrong.Realistically speaking, that is.
Fan o’ Lio. about 9 years ago
They asked Benny Hill that question and he took the glass, gulped down the contents and said “it’s completely empty!”.
route66paul about 9 years ago
The optimist says “The glass is half full.”The pessimist says “The glass is half empty.”The wife says “it is just another dirty glass she has to wash.”
Superfrog about 9 years ago
No. I was just commenting on the use of the term in the Monty Python skit.