Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 25, 2015

I think that other child is you, Spork… Pete’s nephew.

Zing!

My mother raised two normal, well-adjusted, successful kids…

…and me.

Tony’s question (NOT MINE) for today is “Are you spoiled?”

To which I would answer…

Nope, not yet….a bit past my expiration date, probably…but still hanging in there.

Some of my jokes kinda stink….but even fresh ones can smell old, you know.

PS… OTOH, Bev is totally spoiled by my going in and fetching Tony’s question, when she’s too lazy to do it.

After all, it’s not like she has anything better to do….grumble grumble grumble

My husband has me spoiled rotten (I think it’s a plot.)

I smell just fine, thank you.

I thought my expiration date was going to be a lot sooner when I was a kid.

His uncle’s making his lunch for him and the other kid is spoiled?

Am I spoiled? Not yet. I keep telling my wife that she has to try harder..Did I raise a “normal” child? Well they were normal before I got involved.

BTW Nice outfit….

My parents were married 13 years before I arrived. On my father’s side of the family, I was the first baby in 16 years and the first girl in 42. On my mother’s side, the first baby in 14 years. You figure it out.

What’s wrong with being a little spoiled?

Did you raise a “normal” child?

Two of them, actually…

I wasn’t spoiled until I got married. It’s all his fault don’t ya know..Did I raise a normal kid? I’m not sure yet and first you would have to define normal for a gifted boy. No really please define it……..someone……..anyone……