Pickles by Brian Crane for May 18, 2010

You would think she could have mended the holes in his sweater. Maybe it was sweater envy.

Or she could’ve made it a short-sleeve sweater.

That’s why I’m now single….

Earl likes old things - hence Opal.

Hey, I do that with some of my husband’s socks. When there is more hole than sock, they somehow find themselves in the trash can.

Yip! Opal has no control over her hands! Earl had better be on guard when he’s sleeping.

That’s the way to make him think. Payback for the termites eating the support beam zinger.

Snip, snip, snip.

Once she can no longer control her body, it may be time for the nursing home. Better be careful, Opal.

Yeah right, Opal.

I’ve never heard a woman use that line before… lol

I love these guys.

“For instance there was that time I gave you a good clap…err, applause.”

How does Opal know that she can’t be held responsible to do things with her hands? I think she did it on purpose.

They’re HER HANDS. If she isn’t responsible for them, who is? This kind of denial of personal responsibility sickens me.

Good answer!