Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 18, 2010

Does the suit come with an extra spleen?

Bye, bye (again), Winky.

‘Morning Gweedo and ejcapulet!

Time for a Sham-Wow!

Time to move the station, actually.

(Say it with me, class: “Are you serious???”)

This is a job, For…SPONGE BOB!!

I know I’m slow - but I’m thinking one thing Dr. Mel got right is cloning. There must be more than one Winky…

Juke, that would explain a lot of things…

JOHANAN Move the station? Who do you think would be piloting?

That’s what we need on earth. Hundreds of volunteers wearing sponge suits and jumping in the gulf of mexico!

How sweet the sound of young volunteers from New Orleans to Key West yelling in unison, “Aggggh, my spleen!”

Maybe he should get a lining made with Brawny paper towls? not to mention a few extra spleens.

Bad science to the rescue of bad science.

Green is the color of my true love’s antimatter.

Tomorrow’s strip will be truly absorbing.

This just in BP will have solved everything by August. (2010?)

Y’know, they really are collecting human hair to use as an oil absorbent in the Gulf. Apparently hair is particularly good for this (who’d-a thunk it?). Which leads to an interesting idea for how the BP executives could demonstrate their commitment to cleaning up the spill–ever hear of the St. Baldrick’s Society?

Back to Brewster: Just as hair is uniquely good at soaking up oil, spleen is the most effective agent for soaking up antimatter… Winky’s suit isn’t really made of sponge…

Sing-along time: “Whoooooo lives in a space station over the Earth?”

Dr. Mel works for BP.